1) The type of person that puts the kettle on and then realises that they need a wee… But they stick it out waiting for the kettle to boil because that’s the path that they have signed up for, even though they are now in pain and
are about to piss their pants can’t stop thinking about what their life would be like if they just took the risk and went to the toilet. They figure that the kettle will boil any second now and then it will be their chance to wee. Once they’ve made everyone else a cup, I guess.
2) The type of person that puts the kettle on and then realises that they need a wee… So they think “What they hell, I’m going to take the risk. I believe I can do this” and then leg it up the stairs to the toilet believing that they’ll make it back in time. They figure the worst that could happen is that their water gets a little bit cold. Even if disaster strikes and someone steals their water, they can always refill it back up and flick the kettle switch on again. No shame in that.
3) The type of person that doesn’t drink tea. AVOID AT ALL SHITTING COSTS.