August 2011
4 posts
Tea and Wee Categorisation
1) The type of person that puts the kettle on and then realises that they need a wee… But they stick it out waiting for the kettle to boil because that’s the path that they have signed up for, even though they are now in pain and are about to piss their pants can’t stop thinking about what their life would be like if they just took the risk and went to the toilet. They figure...
This is a Boring Blog Post
Got a few things that I’m thinking about at the moment. I will leave them here so I can come back to them and think about them again at a later time. This post does contain snot-chat so I understand if you need to leave now. Go, it’s fine. Pussy.
NUMBER ONE
WHERE IS THIS SNOT COMING FROM! It’s never-ending. When I’ve heard people say that their “nose is like a...